baseballcardvandals:

That’s a double bogey, bro.
baseballcardvandals:

Sure I dropped out in elementary school, but I’ve got a really good feeling about this new opportunity I saw on Craigslist to make $500 a day from my personal home computer.
baseballcardvandals:

You motherfuckers better get ready for a serious midlife crisis.
baseballcardvandals:

I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring.
baseballcardvandals:

Sunday brunch isn’t nice & relaxing for everyone.
baseballcardvandals:

Baseballs Spaceballs.
baseballcardvandals:

Walk hard.
baseballcardvandals:

Probably just gonna get real gross with myself with the shades drawn in my bedroom. You know, the usual.
baseballcardvandals:

I just keep blowing on it for no reason.
baseballcardvandals:

I promise I won’t get all handsy and stuff.*

*I might, though.
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